December 2010
The awkward moment when you still haven't got your...
Elf is the bestest Christmas movie (:
mandamarie15:
Okay, second best.!
NO! BEST. EVER. Buddy the Elf, whats your favourite colour?
I kinda wanna watch Forrest Gump right now.
I hate when my boobs get in the way of things.
I shall crucify Dima...
and then ask him what the T stands for
Dear Northern Californians,
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
It’s raining. Just in case you didn’t know.
Thanks for the heads-up, broski… I had no clue.
I'm so self conscious about my body.
Seriously world...
Is it that fucking hard to make a pair of motherfucking skinny jeans that have pockets. Stop with the jegging bullshit.
Reblog if you had a boner today.
elenaatitss:
(via -headabovewater, kelvinween)
Dima =/= Capitalist Whore (You've made that clear)
Amy ♥ Dima says (8: 53 PM):
myyyyy bebe
babe*
Dima says (8: 53 PM):
NO
NO RANDOM MANUFACTURER OF VARIOUS WOMANLY ITEMS
YOU WANNA BE EDGY? DONT USE CAPITALS IN YOUR BRAND NAME
FUCK YOU
Amy ♥ Dima says (8: 54 PM):
i feel violated...
Dima says (8: 54 PM):
by what? Capital raeg?
Amy ♥ Dima says (8: 55 PM):
yeah...i think I'll go hide now.
Dima says (8: 55 PM):
UNDER WHAT????
YOUR CHEAP IMPORTED BED?!
TAHT PUT 20 US WORKERS OUT OF JOBS
FUCK YPOU
ITS FILLED WITH KOREAN TEARS AND TAIWANESE BLOOD
HOW DO YOU FUCKING FEEL NOW
Amy ♥ Dima says (8: 56 PM):
I feel like DANCING -does thizzle dance-
inb4 imported thizzles
That awkward moment when you realize you're ugly...
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
-issues:
So my mom was talking to me. I was drowning her out, and the only heard “…If you don’t have sex and stuff.”
I wish I were listening.